With fork-related accidents up by 7% and the teaspoon declared hazardous (size-to-injury wise), there has never been a better time to polish your cutlery safety awareness. Fear not as expert Ian Crawford is here with all the answers in his deadly serious cutting-edge training workshop presentation, carefully welding classic tips with all-new sharp material.

'Forking good health and safety-based comedy' **** (TheWeeReview.com).
'A well-honed performance that is, above all, good silly fun' **** (TheReviewsHub.com).
'What a delight this well-realised, obsessive character is!' (Comedy.co.uk).